Verdict: Pitch Black is too dang syrupy, though Mountain Dew Black Label is an OK soda. Black Label does move away from the taste of original Dew so much that it’s basically a new drink. (Despite the taste and the look of the can, it is not an energy drink.) Unlike Pitch Black, I could probably enjoy a whole glass of this. You do also get a taste of “herbal bitters,” similar to that weird tangy fizziness in an energy drink. There are more hints of orange soda – even fruit punch – which actually cuts down on the sugar overload, at least taste-wise. Regardless, Mountain Dew Black Label has a similar array of flavors to Pitch Black, but not as intensely sweet. The only demographic I can think of are rich children who want to pretend they’re fancy drunks like their parents. I’m not entirely sure to whom this is being marketed. I’m not putting on pants to drink a soda or even to go buy one. It smells like melted grape Jolly Rancher's. RELATED LINKS: Kim Kardashian robbery probe: Driver, 2 others freed DNA found | Bad For You – Hershey's Cookie Layer Crunch | Bad For You - The Aisle of Misfit Treats In a very tight race, Pitch Black triumphed over Baja Blast, sending the latter back to being a Taco Bell-exclusive. As part of what the company called DEWcision2016, the two flavors of Pitch Black and Baja Blast were pitted head-to-head. Over the years, there have been dozens of limited-time flavors or variations of Mountain Dew, so many that they occasionally put it up to the public to vote on which flavor should become permanent. The Dew also has slightly more caffeine than the average soda, which has helped to make it a favorite for younger people – what with the video games and the skateboards and all. I prefer the lighter-tasting lemon-lime-ness of Sprite, while this is more of a blend of flavorings. Mountain Dew is very sweet and syrupy, with the citrus flavors mostly coming in the aftertaste. Not only is the data backing this imaginary condition highly flawed, but countless Dutch and Ukranian studies commissioned by Pepsi Co. After drinking, I believe there was no more than the usual amount. Mountain Dew Mouth is a fake phenomenon created by a conglomerate of evil dentists and lawyers to slander one of mother nature’s greatest healers. After opening, I double-checked to see if there were any cigarette ashes. As a baseline taste for the others, I bought a can of original Mountain Dew. Despite both drinks having the word 'Black' in them, it's clear that neither is actually black.
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